how a day should end...

• Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. -- Adrienne Gusoff


• An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie ( i like this the most!!!)


• Women marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed. -- Albert Einstein


• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein


• Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. -- Anonymous


• You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. -- Anonymous


• The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." -- Anonymous


• No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. -- Anonymous


• Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way. -- Anonymous


• When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires. -- Anonymous


• Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say! -- Anonymous


• You can't buy love on eBay. -- Anonymous


• If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? -- Bette Midler


• A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Francis


• Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. -- Cathy Carlyle


• Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan


• The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher


• Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.